Nuncrackers (Large Cast Edition)

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The Nunsense Christmas Musical, NUNCRACKERS, is presented as the first TV special taped in the Cable Access Studio built by Reverend Mother in the convent basement.
The Large Cast Edition stars an expanded group of nine nuns, plus Father Virgil, Brother Brendan Joseph, a Stage Manager and 8 of Mount Saint Helen’s most talented students.
Featuring all new songs including Twelve Days Prior to Christmas, Santa Ain’t Comin’ to Our House, We Three Kings of Orient Are Us and It’s Better to Give than to Receive, this show is filled with typical NUNSENSE humor, some of your favorite carols, and a “Secret Santa” audience participation. We’re certain this NUNSENSE Christmas Show will make you laugh, and maybe tug at your heartstrings. It’s the perfect way to insure that your holiday season is merry and bright!

In the “Large Cast” productions there are five major roles, two featured roles, and four smaller roles, plus eight featured students and a chorus which can be as large or small as desired. The chorus can be made up of adults and/or children—adults playing priests, brothers and nuns—children as Mount Saint Helen’s students.
The music books supplied are based on the original production. Before you begin, compare the “large cast” Prompt Book to the music books [Chorus-Vocal Parts and Piano-Conductor’s Score] and insert the new characters names in the music books apropos to the lines sung. When the chorus is singing, harmony parts can be divided according to voices. If desired, additional harmony parts for the chorus can be added by a local music director.
In all instances, the “large cast” Prompt Book takes precedence over the [original—small cast] Prompt Book dialogue cues and characters names printed in the music books.

Video Sampler of Nuncrackers

*Music samples courtesy of Nunsense Records, Dan Goggin and Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

  • Synopsis
  • Credits
  • Orchestration
  • Rehearsal Materials
  • Cast List
  • Brief History
  • Upcoming
  • The Nunsense Christmas Musical, NUNCRACKERS, takes place in real time in the basement of Mount Saint Helen’s Convent. It is the first TV Special being taped in the Cable Access TV Studio built by Reverend Mother with part of the prize money won earlier by Sister Mary Paul (aka Amnesia). A live camera with two television monitors is used to create an actual TV Studio feeling for the audience.
    The cast consists of Reverend Mother Regina, Sister Mary Hubert, Sister Robert Anne, Sister Mary Paul (Amnesia) and Father Virgil Manly Trott (Sister Leo’s brother). In addition there are two young boys and two young girls (Mount Saint Helen’s students).
    The show is the annual Christmas program put on at Mount Saint Helen’s. Opening with the rousing Christmas Time Is Nunsense Time, we are introduced to the cast and are given a brief update of what’s been happening in the past with everyone. We soon discover that we are to be treated to an original ballet based on the “Nutcracker” featuring Sister Mary Leo as the Sugar Plum Fairy. Unfortunately before Sister Leo makes her grand entrance she is hit in the shin by one of the children’s batons. What to do? The show will have to proceed without the ballet until Reverend Mother can figure out how to salvage it. Sr. Amnesia holds a “Secret Santa” drawing to fill the time while Sr. Leo is being taken care of. Amusing items are given to audience members whose seat numbers are drawn as everyone joins in singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas. The students present their version of I’m Santa’s Little Teapot, after which Sister Mary Annette makes a surprise appearance singing the Twelve Days Prior to Christmas.
    As if there isn’t already enough to deal with, word comes that the gifts under the convent Christmas tree have been stolen. Reverend Mother goes to investigate, leaving Father Virgil to entertain the audience with a touching ballad he wrote for his sister (Sister Mary Leo) called The Christmas Box. He then introduces Sister Amnesia who sings her latest country hit, Santa Ain’t Comin’ to Our House. Reverend Mother tells tales of her years in the circus remembering one winter storm when they were trapped in a hotel with Sophie Tucker. This is followed by Reverend Mother’s song An Old Time Carnival Christmas. Meanwhile, the cook, Sister Julia, Child of God, who was supposed to appear, doesn’t show up and so Father Virgil is forced to impersonate her demonstrating some Christmas cooking including instructions on making a fruitcake…the gift that lasts a lifetime. However, there seems to be an abundance of rum in the recipe leaving Father Virgil quite soused. Reverend Mother thinks she has a solution to the ballet problem (not realizing that Father Virgil has come upon the same solution) and the ballet goes forward. It is then we realize both Father Virgil and Reverend Mother appear as Sugar Plum Fairies and the first act ends with the “dueling” Sugar Plum Fairies in a hilarious ballet spoof.
    After visiting with the audience the cast takes their places as the “camera rolls” and Act Two begins with Three Hundred and Sixty-Four Days, a song about last minute shopping woes. This is followed by the “Living Nativity Scene” featuring the students and Sister Robert Anne singing a beautiful ballad, Jesus Was Born in Brooklyn as she recalls the time her father returned home on Christmas Eve. The popular carol, O Come All Ye Faithful is woven throughout the song. Behind the scenes the Sisters are trying to find out what happened to all the missing gifts. But on stage the program proceeds. Sister Mary Hubert and Reverend Mother sing a duet, In the Convent (It’s a Wonderful, Nun-derful Life). The Saint Andrews Sisters, of Hoboken present We Three Kings of Orient Are Us! This is followed by Mother Superior’s introduction of the “Catholic Home Shopping Service” in which she offers some very unusual items for Christmas. When Reverend Mother is summoned upstairs to talk to the police about the stolen presents, Sister Robert Anne sings her ‘big number’ All I Want for Christmas. There is a “sing-along” based on the titles of 25 popular Christmas carols that everyone knows. As the evening moves toward the finale we discover that the gifts in the convent weren’t stolen at all…Sister Mary Amnesia had given them to a poor family. Realizing how selfish they had been, Sister Hubert leads a hand-clapping, foot-stomping, gospel song entitled It’s Better to Give Than to Receive.
    The show includes some traditional carols in the overture and as underscoring, plus some Christmas Carol spoofs including Here We Come-a-Waffle-ing and The Holly and the Ivory.
    Of course, the show is filled with the traditional “Nunsense-sense of humor” and one-liners that have made the three previous NUNSENSE shows so popular.

  • Book, Music and Lyrics by Dan Goggin

  • 1 Piano
    1 Synthesizer
    1 Violin
    1 Percussion

  • 1 Prompt Book (marked Large Cast)
    1 Piano-Conductor’s Score
    20 Prompt Books (marked Large Cast) as dialogue material
    35 Chorus-Vocal Books (20 for cast, 15 for Optional Additional Chorus)

  • Reverend Mother Mary Regina (Mother Superior)
    Sister Mary Hubert (Mistress of Novices)
    Sister Robert Anne (Streetwise nun from Brooklyn)
    Sister Mary Paul (Amnesia. Nun who lost her memory)
    Sister Mary Leo (Novice who wants to be a ballerina)
    Father Virgil (Sister Mary Leo’s “real-life” brother, a Franciscan Father)
    *Sister Julia, Child of God (Convent Cook)
    Sister Mary Wilhelm (Convent Nurse)
    Brother Brendan Joseph (A teacher at Mount St. Helen’s School)
    Sister Mary Luke (Also a teacher at Mount Saint Helen’s)
    Sister Mary Celeste (A novice)
    Four Girls (Students at Mount Saint Helen’s)
    Four Boys (Students at Mount Saint Helen’s)

    The Chorus can be of variable size and can be cast as Nuns, Priests, Brothers or Students according to the desires and needs of the individual venue.

    The musicians, stage manager, assistant stage manager and crew members should be “priests, nuns or brothers” as all who are working on the show are part of the Mount Saint Helen’s Convent/School staff.

    *note: Sister Julia, Child of God could be a nun played by a male actor impersonating Julia Child.

  • NUNCRACKERS is the fourth show in Dan Goggin’s series of NUNSENSE musicals.

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    Organization City, State First Performance Last Performance
    Wilmington Community Theater WILMINGTON, IL 12/04/2014 12/07/2014
    Encore! Theatre Arts ROCHESTER, NY 12/05/2014 12/07/2014